..and now the STOOPID S#!t is everywhere. I mean EVERYWHERE!
The alarm has gone off and indicated the are extremely high doses of STOOPID S#!T RADIATION in the air in the North American Continent, and it is very likely to spread to other parts of the world. Look out world, this is your early warning– that huge storm of some really STOOPID S#!T RADIATION (SSR) is likely headed your way.
Until recently there has not been any strong or widespread threat from any high levels of SSR. Oh Sure, there have been small “Must Monitor ” alerts from the STOOPID RADIATION METER (SSRM), that have been brought to my attention at times over the years. On a few occasions it has hung around for a several days or even months if there isn’t a good jet stream to clear the air, but the reading from the SSRM have not signaled any truly harmful doses of the stuff. Until NOW.
Just to let you know the SSRM, (that’s the meter mentioned above)is not kept at any government facility, (good thing, huh?) or an churches or schools or places of employment, (good thing here too, or it would constantly be going off). No, I have always insisted that it be kept with me at all times. Thanks to this I am always quickly alerted whenever some REALLY STOOPID S#!T is coming my way so that I can react as quickly as possible and ward off the stuff.
The alarm when off at 23:45 ZULU this evening (Oct 18, 2013). Wow was it loud.
SQUONK SQUONK SQUONK SQUONK
BRRRRUUP BRRRRUP BRRRUP –
And then this verbal notification was announced…
“WARNING – THE LEVEL OF STOOPIDITY IN AMERICA HAS REACH SATURATION LEVELS AND AN IMMINENT RADIATION CLOUD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS IS SPREADING OVER THE CONTINENT! GIRD UP YOUR LOINS, BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES! PREPARE FOR THE TOTAL ANNIHILATION OF ALL COMMON SENSE IN A SIGNIFICANT NUMBER OF PEOPLE IN THE UNITED STATES!
I really believe this is the BIG ONE! Below I offer the recent evidence of total, absolute, undeniable, irrefutable evidence that we are in deep trouble.
- Michigan Walmart Employee is fired for helping a customer who was being attacked.
- Sober Massachusetts volleyball player suspended for taking drunk friend home
- Florida Mall Evacuated after Man sprinkles fiance’s ashes at optical store
- Florida Student Suspended after Disarming gunman
- Chicago restaurant owner tells robbers that he is too busy – come back later- and they did!
- Bristol City council urges people to not lock their shed so thieves won’t damage the doors when they come to steal your stuff
- Kansas city Court Clerk fired for helping free wrongly convicted man.
- Citibank clerk fired for being too attractive.
- Walmart Employee offered job back after firing- I( well Duh- did you guys finally figure out that this MIGHT get some publicity?)
NOTE TO: Business Management and School Officials– you might just want to think some of these POLICY decisions though a little longer before dumping people for Really Dumb reasons.
The Common man has a HUGE resource out there now (TV shows HUNGRY for “NEWS”) and your city/school/business/YOU might just look STOOPID to the world for making Dumb decisions like these! DUH!
NOTE to all citizens: If you see a cloud of SSR in your area, you better turn off your furnace / air conditioner, because if that SSR hits the fan…. well, as we all know what happens when IT hits the Fan……..
The STOOPID S#!T RADIATION METER (SSRM)is safely locked away in my HEAD! I hope you have one too!
‘Nuff Said his piece for now. Good night!