I Wanna blog.
I GOTTA Blog.
I wanna blog blog blog blog blog.
I wanna write this stuff and get it outta my head.
I gotta write this stuff before I go to bed.
I wanna just sit in my Easy chair and write about things that may curl your hair.
I wanna just sit here in my easy chair, writing these things in my underware.
(now THAT’s AIR COOLED) .
I wanna post these things 24/7 and get it all done before i go to Heaven.
I wanna tell the world that I have it figured out. Just do it my way and you will no doubt
Have a better life that makes you twist and shout ( in a JohnPaulGeorgeRingo sort of way).
I wanna blog about Me, I wanna blog about you. I wanna blog about stoopid things like Pantaloons, and Big Ugly goons, and poorly made brooms, and well wrote tunes.
And get it all done before June.
I wanna blog about the Congress and the President, about where the hell all our tax money went. I wanna blog about people who talk to much on their TV SHOW. And young bad singers like beeberman and misbehaven stars Like Sheen and Missy Lohann.
I wanna blog about food, good food, bad food, Sports, Humanity, Women, Relationships Men, Places. People. Things. thongs. Swimsuits, Taylor made suits. The Suits! The working man. The rich man. The Poor Man, The Economy, Man.
I wanna Blog about God, Buda, Common sense, nonsense, Great Scents, sixth sense.
I wanna blog about ET on my planet, and be Entertained Tonight with Beenie and Cecil on my TV . Emma Peal, John Steed, Boris and Natasha, Vladimir and Yeltsin.
I Wanna Blog about Whatever comes into my Head.
I otta go spend some time reading my followers stuff
BUT I CANT!
I can’t find the time cuz of all the junk I gotta do…..
I have to pay some bills. I have to go to work. I have to spend time with the wife. I have to feed and bath the dog. I have to go to the grocery. I have to go to the Doctor. I have to go to (anyplace but walmart), I have to go visit the grandkids. I have to go
…….. Uh OH.. hang on a sec. be right back…………..
tingletinkletingletinkletingletinkle….. drip drip… zzzziipp. WHHOOOOSH……
Did I tell you I put in a new toilet? I LOVE my new toilet, it is so earth friendly. It so green, well it’s actually white, but it’s green in the save the earth kind of way. It has 2 speeds – uses only about 3 quarts of water for small loads, and for larger loads it only uses 1.28 gallon of water. That is so much better than our old pooter- that dog used almost 4 gallons of water, and you had to stand prepared in case- ya know what I mean Vern?…..
Ok. Where was I.. Oh Yea…..
I have to cook some dinner. I have to cut the grass. I have to do the Dishes. I have to feed the fishes.
I have to do the laundry. I have to clean out the Garage. I have to take out the garboj.
I have to clean the ‘ool, (there is no ‘P’ in ours). I have to find my tools.
I have to fix the sink. I have to cut the grass again ( too much fertilizer I think).
I have to change the oil in both cars. I wish I had time to play my guitarz.
WHEN IS A PERSON SUPPOSED TO FIND TIME TO BLOG???????????????
Uh Oh, should NOT have ate the whole box of Raisin Bran………… gotta Go.. see ya later…………
Oh Crap ” Honey, bring me a roll of toilet paper.”
This might take a couple of flushes………
“and Honey you better turn on the whole house fan on your way here”.
‘Nuff may have more to say on this at a later date.