Blogger Award Angst or I Won I Won – Oh Crap. EEEK

The following is a transcript of thoughts from my brain, and  were recorded on my Mental Digital Thought Recorder (MDTR)  on March 15, 2012, while I was cruzin’ WordPress looking for  great bloggers and inspiration. The Names have not been changed so that they will receive the proper punishment due full benefit of my notoriety.
self- You silly ass, do you really thing you are that special?> 

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Blogger awards?  WOW,  does this mean you can win GRAMMYs for writing? Sooooh cool.

I wonder how many types of awards there are? How many do they give away each year.  Who is on the deciding committee? What are the criteria for winning one?
Uh Oh. What if I were  nominated, would I have to get a tux, fly out to Bloggywood, get a limo?
I know  Mrs. Aircooled  would want to get a some damn overpriced  really sexy and exquisite gown from some expensive exclusive designer.
And New SHOES– OMG she will probably want 2 or 3 pairs just because. That is always her excuse.
And a What? a Coach Purse?  They are HOW MUCH? Are you Shittin’ Me?  Holy jUMPIN jEHOSPHAT.

(This is the unedited transcript. The Caps Lock Key in my Mind gets stuck too)

Well,  I don’t think I would be selected. I’ve only been doing this a couple of months  to …. Oh wait. Oh NO! Somebody called Good Old Girl   just sent me a comment that they  have  nominated ME for the Versatile Blogger Award. Oh crap now what do I do ..
I really can’t afford this right Now. I still  haven’t received our tax refund yet.  (I guess I better get busy and file for it).  They have cut all the overtime hours out at work. DAM. extra money. Extra Money. Where am i gonna get extra money?
How much cash in the ‘Crash And Burn’ Safety account. Hmm. Oh  Yea, we’ve already had a crash and burn. gulp.
Now whatamIgonnado?  

panic Panic PANIC- Help! I can’t breath. Gasp.
Ok Now . Calm Down.
think. Think. THINK! 

I suppose I could ignore the message from the woman  who nominated me. No, that would be rude.
I could respond with  “Thanks, but I don’t really deserve this award.  Please go pick on someone else select a more deserving blogger”.
No that would make me sound snobby. Ungrateful.

DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM!

Duuuuuuuuhhhhhh. Hmmmmmm. I wonder…  Let me go check this out. cuz I’m thinkin’ that if all of the other award shows are over for the spring, then perhaps the Bloggers Awards show is in October during sweeps week.  Maybe, just MAYbe we could still attend………

drzrzldrzler readreadread read. It says here you just nominate some other bloggers, and list some unknown stuff about your self, then just go copy  the picture of the award and put it on your BLOG page.

WHAT ? NO BLOGGYWOOD? NO TV TIME? NO RED CARPET? NO TUX? NO COACH PURSE (sigh of relief)
Do you mean to tell me that I won’t get to go on NBC and rant about my favorite social cause, The Orphaned Dangling Participles?

sad sigh. 
Silver lining– Well, at least I don’t have to spring for no 450 bux for a dam purse! 

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tap tap tap. “Is this thing on? Ladies and Gentlebloggers, I accept this Versatile Bloggger Award on behalf of my Charity, The Orphaned Dangling Pariticples of the world. I Promise to perform my duties to the best of My abilities.  I Want to thank my Mother and Father, rest thier souls, and my Third Grade Teacher, Mrs SmithJone-Janopsky. ”

All kidding aside,  I do want to thank GoodOldGirl, and before I could get this post done, my Second Nomination from itssrijana for nominating me.
For Details about the Versatile Blogger Award Click this line. 

To continue the tradition, I hearby nominate the following bloggers who have contributed  Humor and/or Inspiration to me already in the short period I have been on WordPress.

The Sandwich Lady

Brian Westbye

WTP Diaries

PCC Advantage

Carlie Chew Photo Blog

Lewd, Schrewd and Slightly Skewed

Me 2.0 Mikelee Byerman

Larry’s Blog

Veggies and Pearls

Susie Lindau’s Wild ride

Electric Lady Birds Fun Fab Life

Caution: Man At Desk

The Amber Light Blog

Charly Walker’s Blog

Musings of a Serial Procrastinator

Whew.. that took some time. And NOW – To Complete the requirement of this award I need to list 7 things about me that you may not already know. Hmm. My Life is an open book- Really. It was  published in – oh 1997 if I remember correctly. It didn’t sell too good. at all. Amazon couldn’t sell them. Walmart couldn’t sell them. The Dollar Store couldn’t sell them – They donated all of the copies to Goodwill. Goodwill donated them to the Womens’ Shelter.

I got a nice letter form the shelter the next year. It said “Thanks to your Considerable Donation we were able to significantly reduce our Heating costs for this extremmely cold  winter season.” – They used the books for kindling.

NUMBER 7. I love the smell of fresh cut wood from my saw.

NUMBER 6. We have the goofiest Golden Retriever that ever was born.

NUMBER 5. I am not  an artist. I failed at paint by number kits.

NUMBER 4.I am always repeating that little ditty in my head that they taught us in grade school. You know the one.  “I before E, except after C” about a million times when I write my posts.

NUMBER 3. I wish I hadn’t told Dad to sell the trains.

NUMBER 2. Being a Grandparent is FAR MORE FUN that I ever imagined.

And– the NUMBER 1 thing you don’t know about me………… I’m a pretty good Musician. My favorite guitar is my STRAT. No Really. Hey why you laughing. Aw come on . STOP LAUGHING. Why are you rolling around on the floor like that – People are staring. Really I am pretty good. I’ve even played on stage an’ everything……..  Aw thththtthth. What do YoU know……  What’s that? What did you say your name was– Slowhand? Never heard of it.
I’M leaving.  Comon guys, Joe, Slash, Edge. Lets go. HEY PHIL, quite messing with those drums and lets go – the bus is leaving…..

Vrooom   ahh vrooomm ah vroooooommm

‘Nuff Said  “Thank you for Nominating me”.

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Everyday life provides many an occasion to make you think "hmmmm, " and you feel that you may offer some insight to that situaion, or have an alternate view of it. This occurs to me a lot. when this happens I have to express it someway and so I write about these things and just maybe I will catch the interest of a reader / follower or two long the way. For further information about "ME", click on "About Me" above. Thanks for reading my Stuff.
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28 Responses to Blogger Award Angst or I Won I Won – Oh Crap. EEEK

  1. As if it weren’t already clear from the MONTHS LATE profuse thanks I already bestowed on you in my VBA post, THANK YOU for the nomination. Even White Trash likes to feel special….especially when they’re not really white trash.

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  3. Which reminds me! I need to get round to honouring the awards I’ve been honoured with. Congs on yours! As you can possibly tell, the holiday is over so it’s back to (blogging) business. Hope all is well in AirCooled Land, Mr Nuff.

  4. goodoldgirl says:

    Nicely done … you’re a champ!

  5. I’ve just nominated you for yet another award (The TMI Award). Don’t feel pressured to participate. It’s absolutely optional. 🙂
    Looking forward to seeing you back online. Hope you’re up and at ’em soon!

  6. I would like to sign up for the Orphaned Dangling Participles Pledge Drive / Bake Sale / 100 Mile Walk. Whatever it takes — I’m with you.

    I wonder how many people read Number 3 and nodded in agreement.

    Congratulations to you on your award.

    • Hi not a hippie – I will send you an application in the mail. lol. Thank you for visiting. And regarding the trains, I have been slowly acquiring them so I can build an ever bigger set-up for my 5 trains buddies ( Grandchildren).

  7. shammee says:

    Whoa , man , congrats, i mean that was really quick , of course u deserve an award for your fabulous writing and such a touch of sense of humor , cool …
    🙂

  8. maryfollowsthelamb says:

    Blog Awards – the chain mail of the Internet.

    • Chuckle. Yea I guess you could say that. But It has been a kind of fun way of meeting some of the really great people here on WordPress though. The “qualifying” was some work but the results have been fun.

  9. susielindau says:

    I just read this to my husband and he loved it! He is still giggling about your name. “He’s good! Really goood! His name is good too! giggle giggle…….

  10. BTW All – I have to give credit to the ME2.0 blog for giving me the idea and concept of using the strike thru for this post. Thanks Mikelee.

  11. susielindau says:

    Congratulations on your fabulous award! Thanks so much for thinking of me!
    You rock and you are air-cooled!!!

  12. itssrijana says:

    wow..man ur so funny my mom is staring somethings gone wrong with her precious 😉 i stop my self from laughing n my laugh is REAL weird 🙂

  13. 1stjoeyanna says:

    With a blog such as yours, how could you possibly think those humorous ramblings weren’t worth an award. Silly underpants man! 🙂 Congratulations!

    • I am glad you liked it. BTW when I click on your name link wordpress says you aren’t there. I know you are , so I suspect there is something amiss about your blog name. Perhaps something needs updating in your profile? If you can get it fixed it will be easier for people to find you and enjoy Your writings. If you need help send me a contact me email above.or check in with TimeThief in the forums.
      Thanks for you comments and the LIKE.

  14. The Other Me says:

    Congrats sir and thank you!

  15. Aww…thanks so much for the nomination! That’s very kind of you! 🙂

    Umm…how bad is it that everything you were thinking when you were nominated is exactly what I’m thinking right now…I don’t know what I should do next. To the Bat Cave!!*

    *I always yell “To the Bat Cave!” when I don’t know what to do. Then I run away, usually whilst wearing a cape.

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