The following is a transcript of thoughts from my brain, and were recorded on my Mental Digital Thought Recorder (MDTR) on March 15, 2012, while I was cruzin’ WordPress looking for great bloggers and inspiration. The Names have not been changed so that they will receive the
proper punishment due full benefit of my notoriety.
self- You silly ass, do you really thing you are that special?>
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Blogger awards? WOW, does this mean you can win GRAMMYs for writing? Sooooh cool.
I wonder how many types of awards there are? How many do they give away each year. Who is on the deciding committee? What are the criteria for winning one?
Uh Oh. What if I were nominated, would I have to get a tux, fly out to Bloggywood, get a limo?
I know Mrs. Aircooled would want to get a some
damn overpriced really sexy and exquisite gown from some expensive exclusive designer.
And New SHOES– OMG she will probably want 2 or 3 pairs just because. That is always her excuse.
And a What? a Coach Purse? They are HOW MUCH? Are you Shittin’ Me? Holy jUMPIN jEHOSPHAT.
(This is the unedited transcript. The Caps Lock Key in my Mind gets stuck too)
Well, I don’t think I would be selected. I’ve only been doing this a couple of months to …. Oh wait. Oh NO! Somebody called Good Old Girl just sent me a comment that they have nominated ME for the Versatile Blogger Award. Oh crap now what do I do ..
I really can’t afford this right Now. I still haven’t received our tax refund yet. (I guess I better get busy and file for it). They have cut all the overtime hours out at work. DAM. extra money. Extra Money. Where am i gonna get extra money?
How much cash in the ‘Crash And Burn’ Safety account. Hmm. Oh Yea, we’ve already had a crash and burn. gulp.
panic Panic PANIC- Help! I can’t breath. Gasp.
Ok Now . Calm Down.
think. Think. THINK!
I suppose I could ignore the message from the woman who nominated me. No, that would be rude.
I could respond with “Thanks, but I don’t really deserve this award. Please
go pick on someone else select a more deserving blogger”.
No that would make me sound snobby. Ungrateful.
DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM!
Duuuuuuuuhhhhhh. Hmmmmmm. I wonder… Let me go check this out. cuz I’m thinkin’ that if all of the other award shows are over for the spring, then perhaps the Bloggers Awards show is in October during sweeps week. Maybe, just MAYbe we could still attend………
drzrzldrzler readreadread read. It says here you just nominate some other bloggers, and list some unknown stuff about your self, then just go copy the picture of the award and put it on your BLOG page.
WHAT ? NO BLOGGYWOOD? NO TV TIME? NO RED CARPET? NO TUX? NO COACH PURSE (sigh of relief)
Do you mean to tell me that I won’t get to go on NBC and rant about my favorite social cause, The Orphaned Dangling Participles?
Silver lining– Well, at least I don’t have to spring for no 450 bux for a dam purse!
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tap tap tap. “Is this thing on? Ladies and Gentlebloggers, I accept this Versatile Bloggger Award on behalf of my Charity, The Orphaned Dangling Pariticples of the world. I Promise to perform my duties to the best of My abilities. I Want to thank my Mother and Father, rest thier souls, and my Third Grade Teacher, Mrs SmithJone-Janopsky. ”
All kidding aside, I do want to thank GoodOldGirl, and before I could get this post done, my Second Nomination from itssrijana for nominating me.
For Details about the Versatile Blogger Award Click this line.
To continue the tradition, I hearby nominate the following bloggers who have contributed Humor and/or Inspiration to me already in the short period I have been on WordPress.
Whew.. that took some time. And NOW – To Complete the requirement of this award I need to list 7 things about me that you may not already know. Hmm. My Life is an open book- Really. It was published in – oh 1997 if I remember correctly. It didn’t sell
too good. at all. Amazon couldn’t sell them. Walmart couldn’t sell them. The Dollar Store couldn’t sell them – They donated all of the copies to Goodwill. Goodwill donated them to the Womens’ Shelter.
I got a nice letter form the shelter the next year. It said “Thanks to your Considerable Donation we were able to significantly reduce our Heating costs for this extremmely cold winter season.” – They used the books for kindling.
NUMBER 7. I love the smell of fresh cut wood from my saw.
NUMBER 6. We have the goofiest Golden Retriever that ever was born.
NUMBER 5. I am not an artist. I failed at paint by number kits.
NUMBER 4.I am always repeating that little ditty in my head that they taught us in grade school. You know the one. “I before E, except after C” about a million times when I write my posts.
NUMBER 3. I wish I hadn’t told Dad to sell the trains.
NUMBER 2. Being a Grandparent is FAR MORE FUN that I ever imagined.
And– the NUMBER 1 thing you don’t know about me………… I’m a pretty good Musician. My favorite guitar is my STRAT. No Really. Hey why you laughing. Aw come on . STOP LAUGHING. Why are you rolling around on the floor like that – People are staring. Really I am pretty good. I’ve even played on stage an’ everything…….. Aw thththtthth. What do YoU know…… What’s that? What did you say your name was– Slowhand? Never heard of it.
I’M leaving. Comon guys, Joe, Slash, Edge. Lets go. HEY PHIL, quite messing with those drums and lets go – the bus is leaving…..
Vrooom ahh vrooomm ah vroooooommm
‘Nuff Said “Thank you for Nominating me”.